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From: Tomato	4/30/2025 2:09:41 AM
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I have a friend, Celine, from China. She is beautiful but so fragile. Poor Celine. — My wife asked me, “Hey, can you give examples of jobs that don’t exist anymore?” I said, “Steve.” — My blonde wife is staunchly opposed to my kids having a vacation. She’s convinced they cause autism. — Why weren't there multiple seasons of crucifixions? People lost interest after the Pilate episode. - What did one poet say to another? Haven't we metaphor? — Why should you finger a gypsy on her period? You get your palm red for free. - What’s the difference between a cow and the crucifixion? You can’t milk a cow for 2,000 years. — What do yo call a group of insects waiting to to get their drink in between meetings at a South Korean electronics company? LG bee tea queue. - What do you call a bunch of British fashion writers waiting at Starbucks? An Elle GB tea queue - Why do white people own so many pets? Because they're not allowed to own people anymore.

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