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Pastimes : Jokes and Humor Only
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From: Tomato5/2/2025 12:06:39 PM
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I told my wife I want to build a model of Mt. Everest.

She said, “To scale ?”

I said, "No, just to look at.”

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A penis walks into a bar


The bartender says,”Why the schlong face?”
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My friend Leah gets really loud when she does gives a blow job.


We call her Cochlea.
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A police call with a blonde


A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had stripped apart her car.

"They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator," she cried out.

However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time and the same voice came over the line.

"Nevermind, I got in the back seat by mistake.”
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I love my wife so much I had “I Love You” tattooed on my penis.


Now she’s mad at me because she says I keep putting words in her mouth.
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What do Viagra and Disney world have in common?


You have to wait an hour for a 3 minute ride.
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