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Pastimes : Jokes and Humor Only

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From: Tomato5/3/2025 11:43:22 AM
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A man went to buy a hearing aid.

The salesman said their devices range in price from $1 to $2000.

The man expressed interest in the one that costs $1.

The salesman handed him the device and said, "just put this button in your ear and let the wire hang down into your pocket".

The man asked, " how does it work? "

The salesman replied, "oh, it doesn't work at all. But once people see it, they'll shout so loud you won't need it anyway!”



A prostitute recently had a colostomy done.


Word on the street is she has a new job making money on the side.

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They say no man is an island,


But drink enough and you're a nation.
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I couldn't get lunch because the line was too long at the Vietnamese place.


It was a real pho queue.
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