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From: Tomato	5/4/2025 1:52:54 PM
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A white guy gets “Wendy” tattooed on his dick. It only shows “Wy” when flaccid. He goes on vacation to Jamaica. In the bathroom peeing, he glances over at a Jamaican guy next to him and sees “Wy” tattooed on his dick too. He says, What a coincidence! Is your wife named Wendy too? The Jamaican man notices the guy’s dick tattoo and says, Nah mon.. mine says “Welcome to Jamaica. Have a nice day” — Friend of mine had bad pain from arthritis in his knee. He ended up being one of the first to have knee replacement surgeries... back in the day when they made them out of iron. When he was a bit older, he had to have an MRI done, and they didn’t check that he had metal in his body. Once the machine was turned on, it started pulling the knee right out of its socket, and he started screaming in pain – “Oh the iron knee, the iron knee!” — A guy goes to the doctors with a lettuce stuck up his ass. Doctor examining said wow, guy says what is it doc? Doctor says, “This is only the tip of the Iceberg.” (Ladies and gentlemen, please romaine in your seats.) - Why did the meatballs tell the spaghetti to go to sleep? It was pasta bedtime.

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