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From: Tomato

5/6/2025 11:45:57 AM

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Did you hear about the guy who tried whale meat but decided he wasn’t Intuit?

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What’s Satan’s favorite font?

Hellvetica.

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What do you call a guy with a plant fetish?

A Weed Whacker.

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I like my women like I like my toilet paper:

Thick, soft and prepared to spend a lot of time around an asshole.
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What the last words Jim Bowie's ex-wife said to him?

Remember the alimony!
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Try this quick and easy test. Scroll down and do the quiz as it instructs and find out what movie is your favorite. It Really works! This amazing math quiz can likely predict which of 19 films you would enjoy the most. Don't ask me how.

- Pick a number from 1 to 9

- Multiply by 3

- Add 3

- Multiply by 3 again

- Now add the two digits together to find your predicted favorite movie in the list of 19 below.

Mine was The Good, the Bad and the Ugly which is exactly right! So be honest and do it before you scroll down to see the list below. It’s easy and it works.

Now look up your number in the list below:

1 Gone with the Wind

2 E.T.

3 Beverly Hills Cop

4 Star Wars

5 Forrest Gump

6 The Good the Bad and the Ugly

7 Jaws

8 Grease

9 The Joy of Anal Sex with a Goat

10 Casablanca

11 Jurassic Park

12 Shrek

13 Pirates of the Caribbean

14 Titanic

15 Raiders of the Lost Ark

16 Home Alone

17 Mrs. Doubtfire

18 Toy Story

19 Wizard of Oz

It's really amazing and accurate, isn't it?

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