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From: Tomato	5/7/2025 11:14:57 AM
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Two blondes were talking. Said the first "I went to the theatre last night but had to leave after Act I." "Why was that?" asked the second. "Well, the program said 'Act II - one month later', and I couldn't wait.” — My girlfriend left me because I have a fetish for touching pasta. I'm feeling cannelloni now. — Why was the baby drop of ink crying? Because his mom was in the pen, and he didn't know how long her sentence was. — My Chinese friend died yesterday. So Yung. — Ladies.... When baking for the holidays don't Google “creampies." Google "cream pie recipes.” — During a blind date, as a man and a woman were filling each other in on their pasts, the man said, "A genie once gave me the option of having a longer penis or better memory”. "And which did you choose?”the woman asked. The man replied, "I don't remember”.

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