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From: Tomato5/9/2025 1:00:55 PM
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Why do women talk so much and men think so much?

Because women have four lips and men have two heads.

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In my public library yesterday I noticed that in the DVD section musicals and mysteries were shelved together.

I then saw the DVD for Hello Dolly and for a brief, happy moment I thought somebody had murdered Barbara Streissand.

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What's the difference between a white naked woman and a black naked woman?

The white woman is seen in Playboy. The black woman is seen in National Geographic.

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Never challenge death to a pillow fight.


Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushions.
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Why are most archeologists women?


Because they love digging up the past.
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