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Pastimes : Jokes and Humor Only
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From: Tomato5/12/2025 5:07:25 AM
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Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?

Because they're tired of using their own.

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A blind clown is asked to perform at a children’s hospital. He is led into the amputee ward and begins with some jokes, but not one child laughs.


“A song, perhaps,” he thinks. “That’ll cheer ‘em up!” “Ifffffff you’re happy and you know it….”

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Did you hear about the Indian seer who opened a bakery?



He was a naan prophet
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Did you hear about the entrepreneur who opened a sperm bank?

He had a lot of spunk.

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If someone has the Last Name "Smith" then that means that one of their ancestors was likely a Blacksmith.


Which kinda puts John Dickinson in an awkward position.
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My girlfriend gave me a blowjob on the treadmill


It was the greatest running gag ever.
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Did you hear that oxygen and magnesium were going out


I was like OMg.
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