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From: Tomato

5/15/2025 9:32:04 PM

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He points a gun at the wife and says, "What's your name?"
"Elizabeth," says the woman.
"I could never kill you," says the serial killer, tears in his eyes. "My mother's name was Elizabeth."
He then points the gun at the husband.
"And what's your name?"
"Dan," says the husband. "But my friends call me Elizabeth!"

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