62% of Kentuckians pronounce their state capital “Loo-uh-vul”, while 38% say “Loo-ee-ville.
Unfortunately, the correct answer is Frankfort.
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A man meets a beautiful woman in a bar.
They talk, they really hit it off, they end up leaving together.
They get back to her place, and as she shows him around her apartment. He notices that her bedroom is completely packed with teddy bears.
Hundreds of small bears on a shelf all the way along the floor, medium sized ones on a shelf a little higher, and huge bears on the top shelf along the wall.
The man is kind of surprised that this woman would have a collection of teddy bears, especially one that's so extensive, but he decides not to mention this to her. He turns to her... they kiss... and then they rip each others clothes off and make love.
After an intense night of passion, as they are lying there together in the afterglow, the man rolls over and asks, smiling,
"Well, how was it?”
The woman says, "You can have any prize from the bottom shelf.”
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A little Japanese breed dog bit my neighbor.
The owner got the shit sued out of him.
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| Two midgets decided to get prostitutes.
They each take one and go into their neighboring hotel rooms.
Things were getting hot and heavy but one of them couldn't get a woody.
He felt a lot more insecure when he could hear his buddy yelling “Here I come! 1-2-3!!! Almost there! Let's go again.”
The next morning at breakfast he was telling his friend how embarrassed he was that he couldn't get hard.
Then his friend says “Hey man, I couldn't even get on the bed! |
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