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From: Tomato

5/17/2025 7:14:29 PM

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Why do Japanese Christians offer rice wine to Jesus?

For Christ’s sake.

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THE BIRTH OF A CANDY BAR

One PAYDAY, MR. GOODBAR wanted a BIT OF HONEY. So he took Miss HERSHEY behind the POWERHOUSE on the corner of CLARK and FIFTH AVENUE. He began to feel her MOUNDS and that was pure ALMOND JOY !!

He let a SNICKER as his BUTTERFINGER went up her KITKAT ~~ which caused a MILKY WAY !!

She screamed, "OH HENRY !!" as she squeezed his PETER PAUL and ZAGNUTS ... Miss HERSHEY said, "You are even better than THREE MUSKETEERS !! "

Soon, she was a little bit CHUNKY and nine months later they had a BABY RUTH.
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What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scotsman? Mick Jagger says, "Hey you, get off of my cloud.” A Scotsman says, "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe."

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