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From: Tomato

5/19/2025 12:12:49 AM

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Why did the chicken hold a seance?

To get to the other side.

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What's the difference between my wife and my student loans?

My student loans fuck me with interest.

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Why did Beethoven go to the car dealership?

For a lease.

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Blonde woman: "My son came to visit us for summer vacation.”

Other woman: "How nice.Did you meet him at the airport?”

Blonde: "Oh no, I've known him for years.”

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I went to store and asked for some deodorant.

The cashier asked "Do you want the roll-on-ball type?”

I said "No thanks, I want it for under my arms.”

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