| | | As previously projected, Trump's 13th round of golf for May was completed this past weekend, and BOY was it UNLUCKY, as MOODY'S reviewed his scorecard and found that he's been fibbing on some of his scores.
For example, he wrote down a 6 on the par 5 5th. and video evidence showed 6 was correct, if you were only counting strikes with the FOOT WEDGE. Due to this inconsistency, MOODY'S has decided to downgrade the Sovereign Debt of these United States for as long as Donald is playing golf while serving, as their auditors believe the same foot wedge tendencies may seep their way into weekly economic reports. Or worse yet, Trump insists on 5 'USE ANYWHERE' Mulligans per round, and the auditors firmly believe the same M.O. will eventually be seen on inflation or GDP Reports, depending on how Trump's Daytrading Sweatshops positioned into the prior day's close.
Due to Trump's lack of respect for authority, such as God, the Constitution, or his wife at any given moment in time, he will no doubt publicly shrug off the GOLD STANDARD of rating agencies, and laugh this downgrade off. But behind the scenes, his daytrading teams will follow the orders to sell, Sell, SELL!!! For Don learned first hand what happens when credit downgrades come from his days in the Atlantic City Casino Business, and that it's just a matter of time before more downgrades and harsher credit terms arrive making it impossible to operate as before. And worst part of all.. the stock price COLLAPSES!!
So... I'll be looking for 4700 SPX sooner rather than later, probably by the end of May, which would still give my call of a horrific month of May high scores despite the detour that Teflon Don took us on. Thanks Don... it was real.. it was fun... but it was not REAL FUN!! |
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