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From: Tomato

5/20/2025 12:50:30 PM

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I was furious when my wife kept producing eggs

But looking back it was clearly an ovary action.

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A girl agreed to go out with me after I gave her a bottle of tonic water.

I Schwepped her off her feet.
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A husband comes home after a week long trip.

He tells his wife "I want you so much after this trip" He brings her to their bed and they have loud sex all night long.
At some point, the neighbor bang on the wall and screams "Shut up ! It's been 8 days like that, I can't take it anymore !”
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My dyslexic French friend said he owed me some money....

OUI.
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Which sexual positions produce the ugliest children?

Ask your mom!

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