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From: Tomato5/22/2025 9:31:14 PM
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I drove my car into a river, and watched it turn

into a mobile phone. One minute, a Kia.................next minute, Nokia.



This fly was flying around when he felt something on his back, so he looked back and sees a smaller bug.

He asks the tiny little thing, "Hey, are you a mite?"

"I mite be," replied the little critter.

"That's the stupidest pun I've ever heard," quipped the fly.

"What did you expect?" said the mite. "I made it up on the fly.”

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I went to the barber earlier and said I wanted my hair cut like Tom Cruise.



So he put a cushion on the chair.
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