I once saw a nocturnal mammal defecate in a French river.
That's bat shit in Seine.
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An angel appears in a puff of smoke to a man and says to him, "Because you have lived a good and virtuous life,
I can offer you a gift: you can be the most handsome man in the world, or you can have infinite wisdom, or you can have limitless wealth.”
Reflecting, the man says, "I'll take the wisdom"
"Wisdom is yours," says the angel, disappearing in another puff.
The smoke is barely clear before the man realizes, "I should have taken the money.”
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Whenever someone says, ‘I don’t believe in coincidences’
I say, ‘Oh my God, me neither!’
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Did you here about the dyslexic homosexual rooster?
Dude'll do a cock. |
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