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From: Tomato

5/25/2025 2:14:30 AM

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Men have it better than women.

They get married later and die earlier.
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I was in a job interview. The guy asked me if I was a risk taker.

I said yes.

He said how.

I said I once clicked the category 'Other' on PornHub.
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You have to press "0” to be connected with customer service because
that's the amount of help they give you.
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When the people came to see him he pounded his chest and moved like a gorilla. Right under him was a lions cage.

While he was running around chanting like a gorilla, the bottom of his cage broke and he fell into the loins cage.

He started screaming and yelling "help me, help me" As the lion got closer. The Lion ran to him and said "Shut up! You are going to get us both fired!”
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My mom told me Jesus died on a Royal Caribbean ship. But my priest insists he died on the cross.

Was that cruise a fiction?

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