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From: Tomato	5/25/2025 9:33:39 PM
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It's said that Jesus could walk on water... That's nothing! Stephen Hawking used to run on batteries! — A tourist wants to take a ferry on Sea of Galilee, sees the high fare and asks the captain, “Why is the fare for the ferry so high?" The captain: This is where Jesus walked across the water. Replies the tourist: No wonder, with these prices! - My wife complained that I exaggerated all the time. I was so shocked I nearly tripped over my dick. — I burned my Hawaiian pizza last night Guess I should have baked it on aloha temperature.

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