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From: Tomato

5/26/2025 2:59:53 PM

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You are attracted to both men and women.

They are not attracted to you. That means you are Bi-Yourself.

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I don't like country music,

but I don't mean to denigrate those who do.

And for the people who like country music, denigrate means put down.

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A man is on trial for cannibalism. The judge asks what the defendant has to say for himself.

The man replies, "if you are what you eat, then I am the real victim here.”

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What do you call a dead magician?

Abracadaver.
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Doctor: "Well, it looks like you're pregnant."

Woman: "Oh my God, I'm pregnant?”

Doctor: "No, it just looks like you are.”

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What did the Italian marine biologist say when asked to identify an eel?

That's a moray!

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If foresight is 2020

Does that mean hindsight is 2024?

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Why don't people in Athens wake up early?

Because dawn is tough on Greece

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A shifty looking guy in a kilt walks into a London pub

He orders a pint and very very carefully puts down the plastic bag he is carrying.

The bartender asks "What's that?”

The guy answers "6 pounds of explosives”

"Thank Christ for that" says the barman, "I thought it might be bagpipes.”

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