A young man decided it was time to come out to his family.
He was worried most about his grandmother, so he approached her in the kitchen.
"Grandma, I, uh, have to tell you something."
"Yes, sweety?"
"I, uh, I'm gay."
"Gay?" His heart stopped. "Does that mean you put men's things in your mouth?"
"Grandma!!!!"
"Well??"
Mortified, he muttered sheepishly, "I, uh, yeah?"
Whack! The wooden spoon found its mark. "Don't you EVER," she sternly replied, "complain about my cooking again.”
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A guy walks into a psychiatrist office and says, doctor I think I'm a tepee and a wigwam.
Doctor says, you are too tense. Calm down.
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I sang "Danny Boy" at the senior center.
There wasn't a dry seat in the house.
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