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From: Tomato5/29/2025 7:58:34 PM
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What swimming pool game do anti-vax children love playing?


Marco Polio.

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Q: Why do skeletons make good comedians?
A: They are two humerus.

Q: What’s a skeleton’s favorite board game?
A: Tibial Pursuit.

10. What do skeletons say before dinner?
Bone appetite.

9. What subject is a witch's best subject in school?
Spelling.

8. Why do witches still fly on broom after all these years?
Vacuum cleaners don't have a long enough cord.

7. What do monsters have for desert?
Ice Scream.

6. Why didn't the skeleton cross the street?
He didn't have the guts.

5. What do people on Twitter do on Halloween?
Trick-or-tweet.

4. Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Dayscare.

3. Where ghosts water ski?
On Lake Erie.

2. Where do ghosts go to relax?
The Dead Sea.

1. What do you call a witch who lives near Miami beach?
A sand witch.
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