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Pastimes : Jokes and Humor Only

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From: Tomato6/3/2025 1:20:39 AM
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Why did the Pilgrims' pants keep falling down?

Because their belt buckles were on their hats.



Nazi Officer: "Sir, we are mining too many useless ores”

Hitler rubs chin: "So mine less”

Grammar Nazi busts in: "MINE FEWER”

Hitler looks up: "Yes?”



A man ejaculated on his watch just before dying


His last words were, “My time has cum.”



Did you hear about the Looney Toon who fell out of the tree?



Elmer Thudd.

How can you tell if an Amish person is an alcoholic?

They keep falling off the wagon.



What do you call a pastor who wanders from town to town, looking for leafy green vegetables?

A romaine Catholic priest.



My friend came to a fork in the road while traveling…

His fetishes are really getting out of control!
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