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From: Tomato

6/4/2025 2:08:09 PM

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Watched an Australian cooking show.

The audience cheered when the chef made meringue.

I was surprised because usually Australians boo meringue.

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I used to date a woman who was a baroque music specialist.

She was a terrific singer, and also played the drum, lute, and traverso (a kind of baroque flute).

Often she would be called for sessions where she had to sing and record all three instruments together. These sessions were often very long and demanding, and she'd always come home exhausted and in a bad mood.

One night, she came home after one such session, obviously pissed off and tired. My friend, who was over with me gaming, asked, "Wow, what's up with Rachel?"

I said "She's fine. She just finished her minstrel cycle.”

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Two communists are sitting on a porch in a nudist colony.

One says "Have you read Marx" ?

The other says "Yes, I think it's these wicker chairs”

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What do you call the gay ocean community? AlgaeBT.

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