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From: Tomato6/5/2025 8:55:33 PM
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What do you call the situation when you’re picking up your bags at the airport and everyone’s luggage is better than yours?



A worst case scenario.



What did Phil Jackson name his kidney stone?

Kobe, because it never passed



Q: Did you hear about Shaq getting traded to the Miami Heat?

A: Yeah, Kobe was so happy that he had sex with his own wife!



Q: Why does Kobe wear goggles during sex?

A: To keep the mace out of his eyes.

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What’s the difference between Kobe Bryant and Jeffrey Epstein?

Only two 13-year-olds went down on Kobe’s chopper.



What happened when Kobe Bryant found out that his 13-year-old daughter got bad grades?

He grounded her for life.



What good came out of the Kobe tragedy?

He finally learned how to pass.
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