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From: Tomato	6/8/2025 9:33:21 PM
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My grandson walked in on me in the bathroom and said, "Grandpa, what's that hairy thing between your legs ?” I replied, "That's the back of Grandma's head.” — Isn't it weird when you're thinking of someone and then suddenly they appear? Anyway, my granddaughter just caught me masturbating. — I said to my wife "When I die," I'd like to die having sex" She replied "At least we know it'll be quick. — The rules were simple. Contestants were given a word, and five minutes to compose a four-line poem that used the word. The two finalists were an Oxford don and a undergrad from Ole Miss. The word was Timbuktu. The Oxford lecturer went first. "Across the burning desert sand / Wends a lonely caravan / Men and camels, two by two, / Destination: Timbuktu.” Polite applause. Then it was the Southern kid's turn. "Me 'n' Tim a'huntin' went, / Met three hoors in a pop-up tent. / They was three 'n' we as two, / So I bucked one 'n' Timbuktu.”

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