Two blondes are in a dog park
One blonde says to her friend, "Awww. Look at that poor little dog with one eye!”
The second blonde covers an eye with her hand and says, "Where?”
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There’s a city in Arizona named after a black man’s dying word
When the sheriff shot him, his last words were, “You muh…”
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“I’d like to buy some gloves for my wife,” the
young man said, eyeing the attractive salesgirl, “but I don’t know her size.”
“Will this help?” she asked sweetly, placing her hand in his.
“Oh, yes,” he answered. “Her hands are just slightly smaller that yours.”
“Will there be anything else?” the salesgirl queried as she wrapped the gloves.
“Now that you mention it,” he replied,” she also needs some tampons.” |
