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From: Tomato6/9/2025 7:34:02 PM
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The goalkeeper invited my son and me for a party after the game.


It was the father, the son, and the goalie host.

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Yesterday I watched women's beach volleyball and 10 minutes into the game there was a wrist injury.

But by tomorrow I should be fine again.

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What do you call two female lovers spying on the government?



Lesbionage.

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I'm dating an English teacher.

It's a bit awkward because she keeps correcting me during sex.

She's particularly annoyed at my improper use of the colon.
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