jp, Even though my National Wildlife Federation Calendar doesn't show it, Alex says March is Masturbation Month. There are probably some people who CAN stay grouchy and masturbate, but I'm just trying to get my calendar clear. February is also a short month and was mostly over anyway, thank goodness.
And many times my subconscious can actually be tricked by repeated suggestion, and these are the levels of mental self-preservation I've slunk to. The grouchy part was suggested to me at, and by, birth, but the "happy release" could take effect in four days. Will.
Cheers me up even thinking about it.
But don't screw with me.
(Wait til April, which is Screw With Me Month.)
(Comes after "practice" month.)
("Practice, practice, practice" ~ Alex) |
