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Pastimes : Jokes and Humor Only

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From: Tomato6/12/2025 2:09:45 PM
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Mary had a little dres

With slits all up the sides

And every step that Mary took

The boys could see her thighs.

Mary had another dress

With slits all up the front

But she never wore that one.



Who led the Jewish people across a semi-permeable membrane?



Oz Moses.



What do you call a cheerleading dog?



A pompomeranian.



North Koreans believe they live in the best country in the world because they’re brainwashed by the government and the media.



When every American knows that America is the best country in the world.



Johnny, a horny 16 year old is doting on his teacher, and he decides to ask her out.


"Excuse me, Mrs Elizabeth, I think I'm in love with you”.

"Sorry Johnny, but I'm too old for children", says Mrs. Elizabeth.

Johnny- "Of course, that's why we'll use protection.”
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