A groom and his newlywed wife go to the Hilton on their honeymoon. They check in at the front, and the receptionist gives the groom a key to the bridal suite. The whole evening, the people in the next room are phoning down to the main desk to complain about the moaning, which doesn't stop for one minute the whole night.
The next morning at 6 a.m., the groom calls room service.
"Hi, could I get some breakfast brought up here?"
"Sure, what would you like?" asks room service.
The groom says, "Well, I have to replace all the energy I lost last night, so you'd better get me 6 fried eggs, 9 sausages, 12 slices of toast, and 2 quarts of orange juice."
Room service replies, "Gee, that's quite an appetite you have there. Is that for your wife as well, or just for you?"
"No, that's just for me. Can you send up six pieces of lettuce for my wife as well?"
Room service asks, "Why six pieces of lettuce?"
The groom replies, "I want to see if she can eat like a rabbit too!”
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Three girls, a blonde, a readhead and a brunette, are having lunch break together...
The brunette opens her lunchbox and sighs:"My husband is so kind, he prepares my lunch every day but... Again a tuna sandwich?”
The readhead opens hers and sighs too:"Crap, tuna sandwich for me too... Again!”
The blonde opens hers and goes:"Guess what? I got the same too…"
The next day, they have lunch together and again they eat tuna sandwiches.
And the next day again, and again and again, till when the brunette girl can't take it anymore and says: "That's it! If I have to eat a tuna sandwich one more time I swear I throw myself out of the window!" The other two agree.
She opens the lunchbox, finds a tuna sandwich and jumps off to her death.
The readhead opens hers, finds a tuna sandwich and throws herself off.
The blonde opens hers, finds a tuna sandwich as well, and off she goes.
The next day, the three husbands are at the funeral of the three girls, shocked and desperate. The brunette's husband says: "She could have told me she was sick of tuna sandwiches... How could I have expected…".
The readhead's husband too goes: "I though she loved tuna...why, why couldn't she just asked for an other lunch?”.
The blonde's husband is shocked. In disbelief he mumbles:" I just don't understand... She prepared her own lunches?!”
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| In fact, religious persons are not much different from atheists…
There are 4,000 religions in the world.
A religious person believes that 3,999 religions are wrong.
An atheist believes that 4,000 religions are wrong.
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Where is the capital of Zimbabwe?
In a Swiss bank account. |
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