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From: Tomato6/17/2025 2:49:14 PM
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What happened at the cannibal’s wedding party?


They toasted the bride and groom.

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A young man was in love with two women and could not decide which of them to marry. Finally he went to a marriage counselor. When asked to describe his two loves, he noted that one made delicious pancakes

and the other was a great poet.



"Oh." said the counselor. "I see what the problem is. You can't decide whether to marry for batter or verse.”

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The thing about people with fruit fetishes:

they usually come in pears.
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