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From: Tomato6/18/2025 3:26:20 PM
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I injured myself on a campfire in Switzerland.

They airlifted me to the capital. I'm now in the Bern unit.

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I was screwing my secretary up the rear when my wife walked in.


She said, "You can't do this to me!”

I said, "I know... that's why I'm doing it to her.

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When you go into court, you are

putting your fate into the hands of people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
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