To All:
Here's a conversation I overheard in a local elementary school classroom:
"Ok, boys and girls, sit up straight, get out paper and pen and pay attention. Here's the scoop on NXTL. Oh, wait a minute. Johnny has his hand up. Yes, Johnny, what is it?"
"Uh, I sold my NXTL, some at 23, the rest at 26."
"Yes, I know, Johnny. What's your point?"
"Uh, I want to buy it back at 22."
"Sorry, Johnny, you can't do that."
"Why not, Teach?"
"Higher highs, higher lows."
"Ah, Teach, there you go again talking hocus pocus. You know I don't believe in that stuff."
"Johnny, people used to believe that the world was flat but that didn't change the fact that it's round."
Brriinnggggg! Brriinnggggg!
"Oops, there's the bell, class. See you tomorrow. And don't forget to buy your NXTL before it's too late."
They've got some real smart teachers in the local schools in San Diego, don't you think?
Arnie |
