Tenchu's Thoughts - Trump Showed the World Just How Big His Dick Is (NSFW)
Just as I predicted, the "No New Wars" president just joined a new war started by his buddy, Bibi Net-N-Yahoo ...
Tenchu's Thoughts - My prediction for Netanyahu's "special military operation"
We already knew that Bibi's airstrikes against Iran were very effective, but insufficient for taking out Iran's entire nuclear development program. It is well-known that Iran's nuclear facilities are deep underground and can withstand multiple airstrikes with conventional bombs.
In other words, Bibi bent Iran over a table and exposed his ass, but he's having trouble with penetration.
So Bibi invited Trump to come over and do the dirty deed for him.
And although Trump hesitated, Iran's exposed ass proved too tempting of a target.
Quote from Team America: World Police
See, there's three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes, Chuck. And all the assholes want us to shit all over everything! So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes, Chuck. And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit! It is obvious that Trump is a dick. Probably the biggest dick on this planet.
And Iran is the asshole. Not many like Iran, except PooTin who is also a dick (and an asshole).
So who wouldn't mind fukking that asshole and getting covered in shit. Trump, of course! (And his MAGA supporters believe that the shit he's covered in smells like roses, but that's beside the point.)
Trump wants to show the world that he's unstoppable.
Trump wants to show the world that he can not only "grab 'em by the pussy," but that he can also "fukk 'em in the ass" without any consequences whatsoever.
Trump wanted to demonstrate to his butt-buddy PooTin as well as his chosen rival, Xi Jinping, just how BIG his Arnold Palmer is.
"Hey PooTin! Look at how deep I penetrated into Iran! Bet you wish you could have done that with Ukraine!"
"Hey Xi! Don't you wish you had your own stealth bombers with these giant 35,000 pound testicles?"
"Hey Taylor Swift! Your boy toy Kelce probably looks small compared to MY manhood! Don't you regret voting against me now?"
No Consequences
Oh and by the way, just as he was allowed to get away with raping E. Jean Carroll, he will get away with screwing Iran up the ass, because he will suffer no consequences as a result.
Iran is too weak to fight back.
The international community doesn't want to punish Net-N-Yahoo for his "special military operation."
PooTin is stuck trying to figure out how to handle this situation. "Let's not escalate things" is a really funny thing to say for the dick/asshole who invaded Ukraine.
Iran's Nuclear Program is Just an Excuse
"But but Tenchu! What about Iran's nuclear program? What if they got the bomb? We can't allow that!"
Sorry, but apart from a regime change, which is not in the cards except in the deluded minds of MAGA, Iran will eventually get the bomb. It's only a matter of time.
First of all, no one thinks the B-2 bomber strike actually took our Iran's enriched uranium. They likely moved it before the strikes.
Second, it's possible that the strikes took out the centrifuges that were working to enrich the uranium to weapons-grade. But how do we know that we took out all of them, and how long until Iran rebuilds them? The best thing the airstrikes did was delay Iran's nuclear program.
Third, Iran just got even more motivated to work more closely with RuZZia and North Korea, now part of Axis of Evil 2.0. Guess what? Trump still pines for PooTin's affections, and Trump has done nothing to disrupt the closer alliance between RuZZia and North Korea. It only stands to reason that Iran will join in that alliance.
So we all know that Iran will never stop until either their current regime is gone, or they finally achieve their goal of making an atomic bomb. I believe even MAGA knows that, but they don't mind.
Why? Because they can always use that as an excuse to screw Iran up the ass. Over and over and over again.
And it's going to feel good for them. Not just because they can cum hard, but also because they can express their dominance over Iran and feel like "real men."
So yeah, the strikes on Iran's nuclear facilities was nothing more than Trump showing off to the rest of the world how big his dick is.
Anyone who thinks otherwise is deluded. Especially those who think Trump is playing seven dimensional chess. Especially those who think "pEaCe tHrOuGh sTrEnGtH" means demonstrating belligerence without consequences just to intimidate the rest of the world into submission.
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