LOL Pete. What a swell title. I would LOVE that. Kuno the Fragrant, The Fragrance and Flavor Man. Sommer Fragrance. Alex, speaking of screws, MJ and I were in one of the large lumber yards. She's no ninny. It's the "caulk" thing. Where we live, anyway, real men and women say "caulk" as "cock", dey dohn drawl out "cahuaulllwk". Oh, it's become PC to say "cawlk", but it weren't that way before. It's phonetically cock and cocking compound, (as I'm sure you know, ~ as your real man status is not in doubt) ~ and we needed a bunch.
She walks to the counter at the end of the aisle and says Hi to the seventeen year old. (She's kinda cute.) "Where's your cock?"
I didn't even really hear it, because it's just caulk to me, but there's this long pause.... seven seconds?
And then she says "Cocking compound?"
"You know, comes in tubes?"
I hear this and start snorting.
She hears and sees me and can't maintain.
She even tells that one herself, with facial expression descriptions. |
