Late one night in the Adams family household Cousin Itt was feeling horny.
His mind could not stop thinking about how earlier that day he'd seen Morticia lounging by the pool. Her pale goth flesh, pert breasts and slender hips were too much for him to
take so with a flourish he did the deed and in doing so shotgunned his seed all over his fur. "I will clean it in the morning,” he thought.
Come morning and Itt shuffles down to the kitchen for coffee. To his shame Morticia is standing there making breakfast and notices his demeanor and crusted bits of his hair.
She asks whatever is wrong and what is this matted stuff all over. Overcome with shame he admits everything and leaves Morticia dumbfounded and confused staring blankly
out a window.
Gomez comes down and notices his wife in some distress and asks her, honey what troubles you so that you can only stare through the window?
Morticia replied, "Itt came to me last night."
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Everyone knows Alan Turing who cracked Enigma codes.
But nobody knows his sister Kay, who provided drinks, snacks and sandwiches for him and his colleagues during that time.
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A transgender person cut me in line at the supermarket.
“You’re LGBT, right?” I asked.
“You forgot about the ‘Q’,” they replied bluntly.
“No,” I said, “you did.”
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I surprised my girlfriend in bed by going down on her, but she couldn't stop me in time to say that she had just started her period.
Egg on my face, right?
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My girlfriend used to punch me in the face when she had an orgasm.
I didn't mind much until I found out she was faking them. |
