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From: Tomato	7/3/2025 1:44:26 PM
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I walked up behind my wife, reached around her and cupped her breasts. I said, "Guess who?” She said, "Who cares ?” — Nurse: "You've been in a coma since 1995." Patient: "Great. My Internet Explorer page should have loaded by now.” — What does a lesbian and a turtle have in common? They both choke on plastic. — Two guys invited a prostitute to a hotel room They decided to do it separately so the first guy goes in the room while the other is waiting at the lobby. Then the first guy comes out, the second guy asks: ''How was she?’' First guy answers: ''She was okay, but she was nothing compared to my wife.’' Then the second guy goes in the room. He comes out and says: ''You are right, she is nothing compared to your wife.’’ — Humans are scared of hippos because they're violent and responsible for hundreds of deaths per year, when in reality, people kill way more people per year. So that’s just being hippocritical.

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