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From: Tomato	7/5/2025 12:49:31 PM
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A man wakes up one morning and farts. < mikeinanaheim > 2025-07-04 17:20 It sounds like "Honda!" This puzzles him, so he does it again. "Honda!" He makes an appointment with his doctor to get that checked out. When he demonstrates for the doctor (Honda!) the doctor says "Don't worry; I've seen this before. Go down the hall, three doors to the left and see the dentist." "Dentist!" says the man. "This has nothing to do with my teeth!" The doctor says "Trust me; I've seen this before." So the man goes down the hall and demonstrates for the dentist: (Honda!) The dentist says that he's seen this before and asks him to sit in the chair. He pulls a rotten tooth and shows it to the man. "Look, this tooth was rotten." The man farts again and it sounds perfectly normal! He says "This is insane. How do you explain this?" The dentist looks him straight in the eye and tells him "Abscess makes the fart go Honda.” — My mom told me that Jesus died when his Royal Caribbean ship sank, but my priest said he actually died on the cross. So...was that cruise a fiction? — My therapist told me, “You have an acute phobia of marriage. Do you understand the symptoms?” I said, “Can’t say I do.” My therapist said, “Yes, that’s the main one.”

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