In her will, a woman specifically requested that her daughter send pictures of her right foot to an address in Rhode Island.
A couple of days after sending the pics, the daughter realizes that pictures of her mother's left foot were sent instead.
Unsure of the importance, but determined to fulfill her wishes, the woman travels to Rhode Island to inform the facility of the mistake.
After a long, arduous search, she finds an unmarked building in the middle of a thick forest.
She rings the doorbell and, after a moment, a pleasant-looking man answers.
"Hello. I'm sorry to bother you, but my recently-deceased mother donated--"
"AH! You're Mary's daughter?" the man says, blocking the door slightly. "Yes, yes, she was a magnificent woman!"
"Yeah, well, in her dying wishes, it was noted that you requested photos of her right foot," she says, pulling out a photo packet. "These are the correct pictures. We sent you reversed photos of her left."
"Oh, excellent!" the man says, carefully taking the pictures. "Thank you so, so much. She was a long-time dear friend of the academy, and we are so grateful to honor her memory--"
The woman puts her hand up. "What's that sound...?"
Before he can stop her, the woman pushes past him and rushes into an adjacent room. There, projected on the wall, is a picture of her mother's left foot...and a room full of people masturbating.
Enraged, she storms back to find the man sitting in the living room.
The woman screams, "WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN THERE?!"
"Look," he says. "I think we got off on the wrong foot here.”
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Late one night, a cop shines his spotlight on a car parked in a church parking lot. He sees an older man in the backseat with a younger woman.
"Okay," the cop says to the man. "What the fuck do you think you're doing? Get out of the car. Now!"
The older man protests, telling the cop, "But officer! I'm Pastor Fluff!"
"I don't give a shit if you're already up her ass, get the fuck out of the car." |
