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From: Tomato	7/11/2025 2:44:40 PM
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Lots of violence in the old west could have been prevented if architects had made towns big enough for everyone. — What do you call a gay person burning? LGBBQ — A church minister spends the night in a motel. When a maid named Carol comes in to clean the room in the morning, he makes a pass at her... "I thought you guys weren't allowed to have sex or whatever?" Carol says. "No. It's fine!" says the minister. "I can have sex with you all I want. It's written in the bible.” "Well, if it's written in the Bible... I guess so.” They have sex. When it's over, the maid asks the guy to show her where it's written in the bible. He opens up the cover of the hotel bible and shows her writing on the first page. "Carol the maid is a slut.” — A blonde takes a pregnancy test and it comes out positive... After telling her boyfriend she cries 'How are we going to afford so many babies?’ He says 'It couldn't tell you that, how many did it say we're having?’ '98.6!'

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