Three engineers are riding in a car: an electrical engineer, chemical engineer, and a Microsoft engineer. Suddenly, the car stops running, and rolls to a stop.
The electrical engineer, not knowing much about mechanics, suggests, "I'll check the electrical system and try to trace where a fault might have occurred."
The Chemical engineer, not knowing much about electronics, suggests, "Maybe the fuel has become emulsified and is causing a blockage somewhere in the system."
The Microsoft engineer says, "Any idiot knows what to do; we close all the windows, get out, get back in, open the windows again, and it should go." |