Did you hear about the Canadian strain of COVID?
It's eh-symptomatic.
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| So the other day I went to a Pride Festival...
I asked where the Greed, Gluttony, Lust, Sloth, Envy, and Wrath Festivals were and they had no clue. |
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Ole and Axle went on an expensive fishing trip, but only caught two fish.
When they were back home, Ole said "if we figure cost of gas, motel lodging, boat rental, and food, each fish cost us $200. "
Axle said "at those prices, we're lucky we didn't catch more fish !”
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The wife and I left an orgy early.
We were afraid someone would come between us.
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