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From: Tomato

7/13/2025 1:47:21 PM

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Why didn't Jesus play hockey?

Because he was hung up on lacrosse.

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Many years ago, Bill Gates woke up in the morning and found that his Mexican housekeepers were gone.

He asked his then-wife Melinda where they went, who replied that Steve Jobs showed up earlier and offered them the same work at his house for double their previous wage.

Bill became furious. "Fucking Jobs, coming here and taking our immigrants.”

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Why are geologists so good at getting laid? They know the best dating techniques.

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