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From: Tomato

7/19/2025 2:31:21 PM

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Of course I talk to myself. I like a good speaker, and I appreciate an intelligent audience.

- Dorothy Parker

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His holiness the Dalai Lama

Sent an email to Xi Jinping.

Xi Jinping opened the email and clicked on the attachment.

It was malware and the Party's computer system crashed.

Xi Jinping got on the phone and angrily demanded an answer from His Holiness.

"With attachment, comes suffering", said the Dalai Lama.

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Why is Disneyland like Viagra?

Because you wait 1 hour for a 3 minute ride.

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My friend keeps the toaster on the lowest setting

I suspect he's got black toast intolerance.

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I went to an archaeology party recently where they were looking for the remains of a lower leg

It was quite the shin dig

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In Ancient Rome, there were 4 types of poison. Poisons I, II, and III would all kill you with varying degrees of pain.

However, Poison IV would just make you really itchy.

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