I told Dan about your exciting trip and he's interested in working out some type of Paraguayan vacation package..he can market anything.
Four days, three nights -or longer- in lovely (read primitive)Paraguay. Stay at the picturesque (read ramshackle) Hotel Vaciado. Private toilettes (Read hole in floor)in every room! Air conditioning! (Read windows open) Wonderful night life! (Read starving alligators prowl the hotel grounds looking for dinner) Exciting (read life-threatening) drive into rainforest (read swamps) with English-speaking guide (he knows how to say, "American capitalist pig want to see home again?" and "Should not have touched that plant, snake, native girl.")
ONLY $495/single, $395/double including airfare! Plus several thousand for bribes, ransoms, and emergency medical care.
Haaaa-Dan just walked in , read this, and said, "Hey. We can do it!"
(Really wonderful story, Thomas! You just get better and better.) |
