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Pastimes : Jokes and Humor Only

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From: Tomato7/23/2025 2:16:33 PM
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My trucker friend doesn't drive any more.

He's semi-retired.



the pope's secretary rings him:

"your eminence, excuse me for bothering you, but i have some good news & some bad news to share. which one would you like to hear first?"

the pope answers "well let's have the good news first"

"jesus has returned & he's holding for you on line 1."

the pope cries out "well that's stupendous news! just wonderful! what on earth could be bad news after learning that?!?"

"he's calling from salt lake city.


Did you hear about the 2 bald headed men who put their heads together and made an ass of themselves?



What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with a C ends with a T, and has a U N in the middle ?

Coconut.
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