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From: Tomato7/27/2025 11:07:27 PM
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L.A. just bought 200 all-electric police cars.

They plan to use them in Watts.

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Did you hear about the guy who found stir fry all over his bed in the morning?

He'd been sleep wokking.

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Not saying my ex was fat,



but it took a year for my memory foam mattress to forget her.

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Did you know Davy Crockett had three ears?



A left ear, a right ear, and a wild frontier.

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A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel, and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories


After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse.

‘But why?’ they asked, as they moved off.

“Because,” he said, “I can’t stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer”

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My girlfriend is so tall


I have to go up on her.
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