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From: Tomato7/28/2025 1:32:42 PM
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When I die I want to reincarnate as a spider.


That way all the girls can say, "Oh my God, it's huge!”

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Whenever my artist girlfriend is sad I let her draw things on my body.



I gave her a shoulder to crayon.

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A teenager at a funeral asks the priest for the wi-fi password:

Priest: "Have you no respect for the dead?”

Teenager: "Is that upper or lower case?”
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