| | | “Trump, the Tin-Pot Tyrant of the Tee Box
A man so pathetic, so filled with self-loathing, envy, jealousy, such a Grand Canyon of emptiness inside, he's President of the United States and still has to cheat at golf
Let’s be clear. The game of golf, admittedly a pastime for the idle rich, is governed by a code of honor. A golfer keeps his or her own score and plays the ball where it lies.
A true golfer does not helicopter into the rough, kick his ball back onto the fairway with the discretion of a Clydesdale, and then claim a birdie with the sanctimony of a choirboy. But truth and Donald Trump have never been close enough to be a golf pairing.
A few years ago, Sportswriter Rick Reilly wrote a book titled “Commander in Cheat”— based on the author’s interviews with Trump caddies. Trump’s own employees noted Trump cheats all the time and said Trump kicks his golf balls into better positions so frequently that the caddies call Trump, “Pele,” as in the soccer star.”
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