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From: Tomato8/4/2025 10:20:36 PM
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It's been 210 days without sex.

I went jogging in flip-flops just to remember what it sounded like.
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What do you call a Mexican space chicken?

Apollo.
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Thought I heard someone say “Hello” in Arabic



But it was a false Salaam.

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I sexually identify as chocolate.



My pronouns are her/she

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Today at my appointment the doctor grabbed my balls, and told me to cough.



I should probably find another dentist.

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What’s the difference between your washing machine and your wife



You don’t have to say I love you every time you put a load in the washing machine.

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What did the Saudi bike thief say?



"Look, no hands!"
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